For some reason, I read "Corvus Ships" as "Covid" at first, and I thought, "Oh God, the coronavirus is in F-ing SPACE now too?!?! No need to mutiny; just put the captain in quarantine."
"The captain already dislikes and distrusts us."
"I can't imagine why."
"Well...there was that one time you put tacks in the captains chair."
"Not my most original idea, I admit. But I'M not the one who opened a bar on the bridge."
"Hey! At least we made some money on that!"